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How to become the perfect boyfriend

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 5, 2009, 1:47 PM
Men, please read carefully, this journal contains vital information :D

Step 1 Clean the house. Nothing says love like a clean toilet. So surprise her one evening with a spotless house. Scrub the floors, do the laundry and fill the place with potpourri. Girls love that stuff.

Step 2 Leave the toilet seat down. No girl ever enjoys a cold dunk in the toilet bowl at 3 o'clock in the morning.

Step 3 Become a masseur. A great boyfriend will rub her feet when she's had a rough day. The perfect boyfriend will give her a deep-tissue massage.

Step 4 Women connect through talking, so ask her how she's feeling and then listen to what she has to say. Really.

Step 5 Impress her friends. If they don't like you, you don't have a chance. So make a good impression. Suggest that they go shoe shopping and then out for manis and pedis--your treat.

Step 6 Kill bugs. Girls don't want to do it, and they think it's sexy when you brave the bathroom alone to kill a spider. No, she doesn't want to see the trophy. Just clean up the spot and flush the evidence.

Step 7 Push her buttons in the bedroom. The female form is a bit more complicated than yours, so ask her what feels good and pay attention.


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Warnings and tips:
Make eye contact. Yes, her b***s are great, but don't look at them while she's talking. Look soulfully into her eyes whenever she speaks. It's OK to think about football or something that happened at work, as long as you remain locked on her beautiful blues.
If you ever want to get close to her, don't stink. Men have all sorts of odors that are not sexy. So make sure to use deodorant, shower and brush your teeth at least once a day. Cologne will not help mask your manly smell, so don't even try it.





No features this time. :D

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Rammstein - Wiener Blut
  • Reading: Claudia Gross - Die Runenmeisterin
  • Eating: Sweet sour rice with chicken (yum!)

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  • Current Residence: Kronstadt/Romania
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: L
  • Print preference: the bigger the better
  • Interests: Not interested in other than photography and a few more things...
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, Blue Velvet, Clockwork Orange, Piano tuner of earthquakes, I am Dina, The Fall, Bathory
  • Favourite band or musician: In Extremo,Rammstein,Dimmu Borgir,Swallow the sun,ASP,Peter Heppner, Wagner,Dvorak,Infected Mushroom
  • Favourite genre of music: metal, NDH, dark wave, classical, psy-trance, blues
  • Favourite artist: Vincent van Gogh, Claude Monet, Salvador Dali, Luis Royo, Maurits Cornelis Escher, David Lynch
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King, George Bacovia, Anne Rice, Chuck Palahniuk, Martin Page, Hermann Hesse
  • Favourite photographer: Nighthaze, Lithium Picnic, Michael Helms, Caroline Traitler, TylersAngel, MeisterDesZirkuss
  • Favourite style of art: photography (portraiture, nudes, dark, surreal)
  • Operating System: Win XP Pro, Ubuntu
  • MP3 player of choice: Philips GoGear SA1350; Sony Ericsson W300i, Winamp 5.xx
  • Shell of choice: shell32.dll
  • Skin of choice: his
  • Favourite game: Return to Castle Wolfenstein, H λ L F - L I F E 1-2, Undying, CSI Hard Evidence
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Foghorn Leghorn, Wolverine and the X-Men
  • Personal Quote: If it jams, force it... If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway...
  • Tools of the Trade: Canon 30D + Canon 50mm f/1.8 II + Nikon F55+Nikkor 28-80 mm+Kodak & Fuji films+PS CS 3+Adobe LR

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:iconmy-bohemian-spirit:
Und wieder danke schön für den :+fav:! :aww: :hug:

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viva la vie bohème!
:iconspiderling-art:
Thank you for the Fav on 'Little Plum Fairy' :)

*Sorry for the extreme lateness of my reply, I was offline for a couple of months*

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:iconstormblaast:
You're welcome dear :hug:
I sincerely admire your skills.
Keep up the great work. ;)

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Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


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:iconmy-bohemian-spirit:
Ich danke dir für die tollen Kommentare, Diana. :aww: Ich habe mich sehr gefreut. :hug: Und natürlich auch meinen Dank für die :+fav: und den :+devwatch:. :rose:

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viva la vie bohème!
:iconstormblaast:
War mir ein Vergnügen. :aww:
Warte auf mehr von der Sorte. ;)
:smooch:

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
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:iconadeedas:
Daca te-ai fi informat mai bine stiai de Charlie chaplin rolul dictatorului,totusi un lucru care l-am gresit a fost steagul care trebuia sa fie 2 x!si am uitat elementul principal al filmului care este globul.Nu ar strica sa te informezi putin inainte de a face asemenea afirmatii cu tot respectul !dar multumesc ca apreciezi realizarea
:shamrock:
:iconblack-chinese:
Draga mea te-am feature-it in jurnalul meu! [link]
:tighthug:

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:iconstormblaast:
Ioi :excited: Saru-mana :tighthug: :icongimmekissplz:

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
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:iconblack-chinese:
:aww: But of course my dear! :hug: :smooch:

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don't make me use my fluff ray on you!
:iconstormblaast:
:cuddle:

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
DAA Registered Visitor #265
:iconmolochmrk:
dankeee :D

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:iconstormblaast:
Bitte schön und danke auch. ;)

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
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:iconinobras:
Thank You very much for the :+fav:! :hug:
:iconstormblaast:
Always a pleasure :hug:

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
DAA Registered Visitor #265
:iconinobras:
Thank You very much for the :+fav:! :hug:
:iconstormblaast:
You're always welcome :hug:

--
Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
DAA Registered Visitor #265
:iconpacopv:
You added [link] to your list of :+fav: s! Yay!

Thanks,

Paco

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Paco
Male photo blog: [link]
Puerto Vallarta blog: [link]
:iconstormblaast:
You're welcome ;)

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
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:iconthaumadzo:
Thank you so much for the :+fav: Dee

I really appreciate it :hug:

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:iconstormblaast:
Always a pleasure Wayne :hug:

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Caresse-moi d'une main

Torture-moi de l'autre,

Fais-moi expier ma faute...

L'enfer où tu ira, j'irai aussi

Et ce sera mon paradis...


Admin of *Brasov
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